The man said two sentences to me. The first was in response to my question, “How much?”
“$25″
The second was what this story is about.
A couple months ago at 4:43 AM (approximate time) I was talking to a proper driver of a proper town car from a proper hired service that was waiting to go to [...]
Dear Gerald,
Life is not life a box of chocolates. It’s a box of glamorous jewels. There’s tranquil topaz, torrid red rubies, green with jealousy jade and sexy black onyx. But your jewels are made of sugar glass stuff they use in the movies to make the breakable beer bottles and windows. Then you get really [...]
Albeit we have been told since the Black Plague that mice are cute as buttons by almost every facet of media (especially endearing cartoons that reinforce the Disney empire), I am somewhat concerned to find them in the home. I have closed trash, no food around on ground or accessible, including Pavlov the [...]
Just thinking and riffing and pondering and what not….
As for Ryan Air… they not only wouldn’t care… I doubt they would find this anything but funny. This isn’t about a PR machine… Ryan Air’s PR is a train wreck whether this account existed or not. It’s there style, and it is to be expected. The [...]
I am not sure if you should mess with anything at all. Seriously.. I keep wanting to say it’s performance art but it gets… the reception of poker….
It is raining hard, people. HARD.
Whatever, I am buried in something fun.
But wait.
Earlier we walked down a very endless flight of artisan steps. He said, “You [...]
These yogurt lids aren’t even something I should have to deal with. It should be someone, silently coping… watching it shift and become part of the counter as someone mindlessly rambles over awareness of its presence, impact or mess.
Hell yeah. We had stickers that said “Military Pack”, but our handshake was this really difficult thing that ended in two hands flapping like wings where the body was where the hands joined. It was like secret society stuff. When you joined, you were “loved” or “hugged in”… seriously.
We would do drive by [...]